If you guessed A, you bought the marketing. The reality is B. Fifty eight percent of teenagers actively use ChatGPT. Only 30 percent of parents do the same. Millions of children are serving as unwitting test subjects for a technology their guardians barely understand. The laws designed to protect these kids are blind to the machines they talk to. London spent years crafting the Online Safety Act. Politicians hailed it as a draconian shield against digital harm. It carried threats of crippling fines for platforms failing to verify user ages.